Do you have a dildo rail in your bedroom?

[Bbbananas]

I've just been asked this whilst munching on my caesar wrap & trying to do the sunday paper crossword.

I nearly choked. I said no, I keep them in the drawer under my bed. Then she nearly choked.

What a mess, all over the table.

[Ankou]

The Maids Complaint for want of a Dil Doul, perhaps?

it was an old folk song sung by a medieval group called maid dido and the vibrating rabbits.

[Ankou]

oh diggery. i forgot to put...




love dodo
xxxxx

[Bbbananas]

The Maids Complaint for want of a Dil Doul, perhaps?

it was an old folk song sung by a medieval group called maid dido and the vibrating rabbits.

You gotta be kidding me right?
that's hilarious.

[bigmamma]

Oh my , another hilarious thread :-)

[Bbbananas]

Especially for you bigmamma xxx

[bigmamma]

Hee , it certainly makes me laugh honey , what a super wit you have love :-)

[Bbbananas]

Thank you.
I do so like to be complimented on my wit :-)

[crisgal]

a woman at work told me she had to see the doctor as her periods were becoming very erotic!!

[crisgal]

...and my boss - who has verbal dyslexia - told all the children in pre-school to watch our baby caterpillars as they would each form a cIitoris!

[Bbbananas]

If only........!

[bigmamma]

My mother once came out of church and went to tell the priest that she was frozen rigid , but instead she said she was frigid .....to which the priest replied " Not with 8 children you're not "

[bigmamma]

ROFL @ crisgal !

[Ankou]

http://emc.english.ucsb.edu/ballad_project/bal lad_image.asp?id=21716

no i aint.