what a peaceful place today

[NoK]

it's just like a morgue!

[craft1948]

can you hear me coffin'.......

[tiggerblue10]

Is it dead quiet?

[Drisgirl]

isnt it just -its dead ..

[weeal]

Ach its saturday avo, lots of folk off out n stuff, the rest canny sign in

[weeal]

ta for the double headling like lol

[craft1948]

anyone want any ironing doing?

[NoK]

i'm gonna have a nap

[tiggerblue10]

You would need to do my washing and dry it first Craft. Ta!

[craft1948]

right..........well cleaning the oven is looking increasingly attractive................

[sara3]

NoK, we're relying on you to do something macho and entertaining..

[cazzz1975]

has stompe been pestering you for sex nok?

[craft1948]

^^ that would make me go for a nap......

[Barmaid]

Craft however bored I was, I could never consider cleaning the oven to be attractive!

I know you have very kindly offered me the loan of your builder, but can't he entertain you for a few hours first?

[craft1948]

no BM.....he's far too energetic for me.....

[Barmaid]

Just make him do all the work!

[China Doll]

Quite possibly. Dead bodies fart and burp a lot initially too.

[bigmamma]

No dead bodies on here NoK X

[Razzle09]

Yes I've been asleep and I decided to head out..........slow ....maybe call in later......have fun folks whatever you do..X

[NoK]

see you in the pub in about 1/2 hour Razz