I need new spectacles!

[mrs_overall]

I thought I'd signed up for a 1 day course to learn how to care for my goats, Tambo and Rine. The course was advertised as "goat handling."
At the end of the day I still knew nowt about goats, but found I was now a fully qualified coxwain.

[tamborine]

bleedin cheek - calling a goat tambo - I am a capricorn, so not far out ;(

[mccfluff]

i have some goats cheese in the fridge if you want some

[mrs_overall]

Ugh! No thanks mcfluff - it's the devils own food is goats cheese