how much would it cost to

[NoK]

have a drainpipe installed in my house?

[pericat]

50 quid and a packet of cheese and onion crisps

[Nannyjill]

Get one of those makeover tv shows to come and do it. Cost to self nothing. Cost to viewing public priceless.

[NoK]

cheap as chips peri

[pericat]

lol nok

[jackthehat]

Thought you are a builder, noK ?

[weeal]

all these posts are a bit ... draining

[NoK]

it'll come to you jack ..................................eventually

[swanko]

is this metaphor for a software engineering idea.

[logic]

why would you want one,? do you have a problem with damp,?

[NoK]

no have you logic?

i mean you are knocking on a bit mate ,

[logic]

knocking on what,?

[NoK]

deaths door?

[jackthehat]

.......so you'll be perfectly placed for sucking your teeth, shaking your head and sticking a 500% margin on the job........

(the irony you probably intended in this post hasn't passed me by.......your posts are never subtle enough for that to happen)

[NoK]

what's irony?

have i mentioned i don't fully understand irony?

[logic]

i don't think you fully understand anything.

[NoK]

i'm not sure what you mean logic!

[China Doll]

Drain pipes are all very interesting but have I told you I'm going to Australia for christmas?!

Frankly, I'm going to be even more boring from now on... Sorry.

[Nannyjill]

Do you think you might see some drain pipes there China Doll?

[China Doll]

Possibly, who knows... There's a massive country to explore.

[NoK]

how exciting mrs bucket , i can hardly wait for you to go.