My stockings have been nicked!

mrs_overall | 14:29 Wed 26th Aug 2009 | ChatterBank

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I bought an expensive pair of stockings as we are going to a posh "do" on Friday night.
I've just been into the garden shed and found the stockings dangling from hooks....filled with Mr O's home grown onions.
Any suggestions for revenge/punishment?

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Stephen_G

Afternoon, Mrs. O.

So, the OH has put something pungent and brings tears to your eyes in your stockings, and you want revenge? Put Deep Heat in his undies. It's VERY pungent and it'll bring more than tears to his eyes!!!!!

mrs_overall

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Lol sqad, I can't say I've looked that closely at his onions

mrs_overall

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Nice one Judge! lol

joby1

summit heavy down one leg of tights....then swing it at him lasso styley...till it wraps round his neck...again and again......when he goes blue, cut him loose...and remind him next time you'll lose the scissors... :-))......oh and you'll boil his onions....lol

joby1

sorry...stocking..

Sqad

joby....they're STOCKINGS......not ..TIGHTS.

mrs_overall

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In the last 2 minutes he's come home from the shops with a replacement pair.
My first thought was, "Awww, bless him"
The I saw that he's bought cheap, tacky fishnets with a 99p price tag on.
What an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sqad

Tacky fishnets, eh!...ideal for ripping off. Watch out tonight Olive....could be a good night.

joby1

see my other answer sqad.....

I still think my 'remedy' is best.. :-))

Sqad

joby....oooops! sorry.

Tights should be banned.