Present for Mates Boyfriend

[Misty P]

My best mate & I are going on hols in a couple of weeks & her boyfriend is gonna be left home alone. I want to give him a little present of a "Home Alone Survival Kit" for a laugh for while shes away..
Any suggestions??
Nothing too rude...
or expensive...

[cazzz1975]

are you both doing this?

a picture of her
a cd of koint fave songs between her and her bf

[cazzz1975]

joint not koint

[caththecrazy]

Make a poster for him

with pictures of kettle toaster cooker fridge etc and write instructions on how to use them and what to keep in them.

No expense!!!

or a box of cup a soups or a few pot noodles!!

[Jan1957]

A cook book of meals for one.

[cazzz1975]

some change for the launderette

[Jan1957]

Or a menu from all of the local takeaways, if he hasn't already got them that is!

[cazzz1975]

a blow up doll

[ChuckFickens]

box of tissues

[mazie]

Do you think a man would know how to blow up a Doll wihtout instuctions? Left a bit right a bit...Nah....Just get him a crate of beer!

[weeal]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Home-Alone-DVD-Boxset-1- 2-3-4-BRAND-NEW-SAVE_W0QQitemZ230368052052QQcm dZViewItemQQptZUK_CDsDVDs_DVDs_DVDs_GL?hash=it em35a3018354&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

whole boxed set lol

[annie0000]

Get some of those clothes labels with his name on that you get for kids uniforms and put them in all his clothes. What about a t-shirt printed up with "if found please return to X".
A tin opener
A book with all the emergency service phone numbers in