Johnny Depp.. or Clive Owen - whoever comes first..

[Bbbananas]

I am here for you. Washed, ready, willing and able.
Don't be shy now boys... I promise to be more gentle than last time :-)

[excon]

Be gentle.

[Ankou]

what ?

[MsNorway]

Salla ,you have just come back from a weekend of partying, drinking & debauchery,

Are you sure you have the energy?

[rinkins]

I thought you were meant to be behaving until lunchtime salla?

[craft1948]

sorry salla....nothing personal.....you might be in with a shout with Clive but I don't rate your chances against Vanessa......

[cazzz1975]

johnny depp and clive owne, now there's a gruesome twosome!

[Bbbananas]

I know :-(

Although I'd have them as a twosome if that were the only way :-)

[funnygirl]

A banana sandwich!!!!!

[cazzz1975]

lol @ vibra

[craft1948]

I could quite fancy Gerard Depardieu.....it's the big nose that does it........

[Mr Veritas]

Johnny Depp has a house about 6 miles from us.He bought it when he was filming "Finding Neverland",he like the area so much he had to have a house here.
To my knowledge he has only stayed here twice in about 6 years,but he HAS been here.
Of course he doesn't stay long,so by the time we know he's here~he's gone.
Someone in Rye said he was in the town shopping,and nobody believed it WAS JD!
He also said he was a quiet,friendly and very "un~starlike".