I get a touch of housemaid's knee these days.... but for you my sqadlet, I shall consider your request.
(I made the mistake of telling a select few work colleagues about that particular dream of mine, and the subsequent fantasies that arose from it. Bleedin little s0ds blackmail me about it on a regular basis.. and I think the story actually came out at one christmas party. There's no wonder his (at the time, but no more) wife used to give me dirty looks... and for years I thought that was because the first time I met her at the very first social function I told her that too much masturbation had made me a bit deaf.... :-)