Advice needed urgently !!!

[NoMercy]

I swear this is the very last time I'm bringing her here !!

Nan is drunk on Peach whiskey and now she is break dancing on the balcony to the sounds of Prodigy's Firestarter. The neighbours have closed all their blinds, and poor Alfie has fled in sheer terror. We have pleaded with her to stop dancing and put her sarong back on (the cellulite has to be seen to be believed), but she does seem to be having a whale of a time. I'm sure the Guardia are going to be knocking at the gate any minute. Are we overreacting, or should we, for the sake of mankind, try to put an end to this horrifying spectacle?

[caththecrazy]

Thanks Mrs C

NoM you should ahve signed her up for Britains got talent...

[NoMercy]

There was a great white spotted near here last year. Nan went swimming in the sea, and the shark hasn't been seen since.

[vulcan]

NoM, can you not lock the drinks cabinet ? when your Nan lost her teeth she was on sloe gin,now it's peach whiskey.put the sarong back on before the police arrive and make her a double horlicks.

[20SilkCut]

Aww NoM...just let your gran enjoy herself....you would hate it when you get to that age, if someone were to stop you having fun...lol

[caththecrazy]

Best get her teeth from her NoM - forgot about them.

Bless her - she's having fun