A Lady`s Day Out
Two groups of women, half of them were blonde's,the rest were brunettes, hired a double decker coach for a day out. The blonde's decided to use the upper deck, so that they could do things that blonde's do. After a while the brunettes were really `getting on down` and having a wonderful time,laughing singing and drinking, whilst upstairs was ghostly quiet. The `Team Leader` of the brunettes decided to investigate and went upstairs to find all the blonde's sitting bolt upright and clinging on to the seat in front with a terrified look in their eyes. "What on earth has happenend?" she asked, "Why are you all so frightened?" ....."Well" said a blonde, "It`s alright for you,.......you have a driver"!!!!