Road rules0 min ago
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Many years ago I read a poem about comparing babies. I thought it was Pam Ayers but am not sure now. I know it had the phrase something similar to " when i look at yours I don't know why you bothered" as a response to a very boastful mother . Can anyone helps please?
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My baby's eyes are bluer than yours,
He's got more teeth and he's bigger,
He's ever so bright
And he sleeps through the night
And of our two, I'd say mine is bigger.
I swear it's the truth
Mine's cutting a tooth
And he's obviously going to be tall.
No, it's hard to explain,
Now I've looked at your Wayne,
Why you bothered to have one at all.
Mrs-O A Wayne in a manger was a school inspector's memoirs written by Gervase Phinn a collection of very funny books about the Yorkshire Dales.
He's got more teeth and he's bigger,
He's ever so bright
And he sleeps through the night
And of our two, I'd say mine is bigger.
I swear it's the truth
Mine's cutting a tooth
And he's obviously going to be tall.
No, it's hard to explain,
Now I've looked at your Wayne,
Why you bothered to have one at all.
Mrs-O A Wayne in a manger was a school inspector's memoirs written by Gervase Phinn a collection of very funny books about the Yorkshire Dales.
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