a prize to anyone who can spell

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how a fart sounds ......

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plop

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Zzzzzzzuuuuuurrrrrrrppppppp

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plop is a poo sound ummm
zuuuuuuuuurp sounds like a foreign burp

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Well I am Irish

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and im half welsh not sure which country zuuuuuuuuurp would be spelt like that lol

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i will let you think about this im off to ikea will inspect your answers upon my return lol bye for now

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Ok either pffffst or bewooooomp

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aitch oh double you aey eff aey are tee ess oh you en dee ess