fao Bobbi.

[NoMercy]

Despite what the miseries say, there are those of us who look forward to your daily chuckle. I have one for you....

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but, needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She replies, "You're not hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

[logic]

yes if you like VIBRA, I have one taken on the beach at Maspalomas,

No ,CRAFTY he's not interested in you, he wants me,

But I'll have a photo of you naked, ,,,, :-)

[redman41]

One of these days craft1948, I'll come sailing up the Ouse in my rubber dinghy, dressed in my Capt Birdseye Outfit and I'll be going faster than 3 knots when I rattle your Big Door Knobs !!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[craft1948]

.................I've come over all funny....................and she's not happy

[logic]

I don't think so CRAFT she's in Jamaicy.