what happened to 'I have just been reading' thread

[pericat]

??

[mccfluff]

worse, i will email you on FB, but don't you dare repeat

[snags]

''imagine the mess i was in sat night, which resulted in me doing something very very silly!''

Look... you posted the above 'teaser'... you now have a responsibility to complete the anecdote...

NoM... whatever's lying about...

[Bbbananas]

Mushroom Moment.....Mushroom Moment.....

[mccfluff]

nope but you may need some tena lady my nest mate did

[NoMercy]

Oh... so you're not fussed then Snags....

[Bbbananas]

I know something you lot don't know.... I know something you don't know....
But I am sworn to secrecy and I am a woman of my word.
Hee Hee.... :-)

[NoMercy]

I've got to jump in the shower. I want to hear everything when I get back :-)

[Bbbananas]

Not from me - my lips are sealed....

[TheEqualizer]

I gotta jump in the shower with No Mercy.............she can never get to her back! :0)

[Bbbananas]

I've often been clingfilmed.... not a pretty sight.

[Bbbananas]

I encase myself in a smelly powdered-seaweed concoction (it's brown and dries hard so you can't move), wrap myself in cligfilm from shoulder to ankle and the heat draws in the goodness and it's suposed to do wonders and miracles for cellulite and fat loss. It's a load of ballcocks, but somehow I've become strangely addicted to the whole process.

I was wrapped up in all this paraphenalia once (completely naked underneath the seaweed stuff - obviously) and my stepson walked in the bedroom.... He almost had a convulsion and I almost died. I tried to explain what I was doing, but he's always looked at me strange ever since..

[craft1948]

did she have to be pricked several times before cooking?

[Bbbananas]

The worst thing about it is not the smell - as a sailor I;'m used to the smell of seaweed and quite like it - but it's the fact that, once encased in all this muck, you can't move very well. So, in order to close the bedroom door (ok, I should have done that in the first place, but I thought I was alone....) you have to shuffle around very slowly and awkwardly. But the tighter it is, the more impurities are drawn out.

I think I may be developing the same sort of fetish your ex had? I tried tin foil once - not the same effect at all. I felt like a christmas turkey and it scratched a bit when I moved.

[Bbbananas]

You're not far wrong....

The things we girlies do eh?