absentee-a missing golf peg
accordian-a bagpipe with pleats
adamant-the very first insect
alarms-what an octopus has
alimony-the cost of loving
announce-one sixteenth of a pound
aromatic-auto pilot for archers
arraign-stormy weather
autopsy-a dying practice
slinky, I've been saving these for years,here are some of my favourites.
stifle-a lot of pigs
retard-very difficult in Yorkshire
satire-sitting higher
bigamist-more fog
stockade-fizzy oxo
palmistry-not knowing who your father is
cursory-where children learn to swear
dilate-live longer
awol-dyslexic owl