Morning chuckle.

tonyav | 08:58 Thu 08th Oct 2009 | ChatterBank

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A man walks into casualty with blood pouring from his clenched hand. What happend to you the doc asks. My wife caught me in bed with the au pair he replies. Your lucky the doc tells him, if my wife caught me in bed with another woman she'd cut my testicles off. the man say's what do you think i have got in my hand ?.

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The men have gone and my pumps are working again .......

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A young lady was playing golf, and she struck the ball in the direction of a man who was walking across the green, the man bent double writhing on the floor with has hand between his legs, the girl ran up to him asking if he was alright and apologising all the time, the chap said he was OK, but the girl insisted that she take a look at his injury, telling the chap that she was a qualified physiotherapist, the man agreed to let her take a look at it, and she immediately started to massage his member very gently, after about fifteen minutes she asked, ( how does it feel now,? )Marvellous, said the man, but I still reckon my thumbs broke.