Text messages to landlines

[craft1948]

I keep getting dirty text messages to my landline..........
The phone rings........a recorded message from BT tells me I have a text message from xxxxxxxxxx and then a recorded voice reads out the text message.................and its filthy!!!
I didn't even know this 'service' was available......

[craft1948]

brilliant silk............will defo do that if I get anymore......

[20SilkCut]

Craft...they will be sorry they bothered the 'grand dame' of CB...lol

the perv will be too busy wondering why they are getting so many weird texts to their phone....and will leave you alone for evermore....lol

[craft1948]

Can you believe this...............G.NOME appears to ahve deleted the Over 50's Club Thread!!

[pericat]

Fine - except that I just fell off my chair - am at desk and the wheels just went and the chair from under me - so bruised bum and pride lol - how are you doing - never found out what you were studying last time ????

[pericat]

I saw that craft - there will be uproar

[20SilkCut]

Who the heck is Gnome and why can he delete threads....? weird....what's his flippin phone number????

[20SilkCut]

Peri - be carefull after falling off your chair...hope you have not damaged your coccyx - can be very painful!!! I speaks from experience....owww

[pericat]

Is that a hint silk ?

[20SilkCut]

Nope - peri...not a hint....

however, i did know that you might say that..... and THAT is a hint!!! LOL

[pericat]

God Im confused

[20SilkCut]

Peri...you are talking to the right person....

ps ...that's another hint...LOL

[pericat]

I may have to sleep on this one - have you heard of Rip Van Winkle ?

[20SilkCut]

Indeed i have Peri....i'm big into dreams....lol

[pericat]

Is that another hint ?

[20SilkCut]

Emmm...sorry only saw this now.....answer is Yes.... ;-D

[pericat]

Psychology ???