Whats 6 inches long,

[tonyav]

has a purple head and women love it ?

A twenty pound note !

[redman41]

Many Women would not be satisfied with 6 inches tonyav !! He He

[craft1948]

is that when it's crumpled....

[redman41]

Yes craft ! LOL

[tonyav]

Now now redman, Iv'e already been in trouble once today. LOL

[rinkins]

I've only got £50s in me purse LOL

[redman41]

craft's Builder has a 6 inch Lump Hammer.........

[tonyav]

I should have know'n that you lot would get all smutty. LOL

[craft1948]

he has indde redman................but it's the gardener's day today.....

[craft1948]

lol ^ indeed

[redman41]

On a serious note for once, craft !
Do you have Veg growing in your Garden ?

[Bbbananas]

My Plasterer friend Darren has a very large hod. Far more than 6". And he's very proficient in the use of it...

[Sqad]

redman....watch it....I got into big trouble for sending a photograph of one to Craft.........;-)

[rinkins]

Is that the one who sorted out Lil's crack in her bedroom salla?

[redman41]

LOL salla and Squad !
Maybe it wasn't big enough for her liking, Squad ! Her Carpenter has 6 inch Woodie lol

[craft1948]

Not that I'm aware of redman............the front is just lawn and shrubs.......the back has a large paved patio, lawns, shrubs, and a pond......

[Bbbananas]

No!!! He's very loyal to me. I wouldn't let him anywhere near her crack - she's such a trollop.
Lil's plasterer was more of a senior citizen, but he did perk up when Lil made her suggestion.

[Bobbisox]

tony, you sail close to the wind me love, I think your'e great...lol

[redman41]

Hi Bobbisox !
Have you got one of these 6" crumpled £20 notes like craft has ? :-)

[tonyav]

Glad you like em Bobbi. LOL

[Bobbisox]

every woman should have one red...lol