Joan Collins - Glamming it up in Glamorgan

[Bbbananas]

(well, somewhere in Wales). Watched it last night - yes, this should be in TV but what the hell.
What a game old bird. I loved the expressions on her face when seeing all those tattooes, muffin tops and bag lady clothes. When she confronted the woman in Sainsbury's and said "I don't mean to be rude, but fleeces should only be seen on a sheep...." - priceless.

She's 76 ffs - and on her 5th husband. Admiration indeed for our Joanie. Go girl....

[mccfluff]

i only saw a clip of it when she was going on about tattoos, tena lady moment!

[Bbbananas]

She was brilliant mcfluff. The look of disdain was hysterical. I'm fed up with Gok Wan - Joanie is the new makeover Queen.

[mccfluff]

the bit i saw she ws in a club with someone wearing a silvery sack thing who was proudly going on about all her tattoos and Joan was sittign there with a look of horror on her face, i will have to make sure i'm in next week to watch it!

[Bbbananas]

When she asked the girl with the tongue piercing (amongst others) "What happens when you kiss someone?" and the girl (!) answered "The men seem to like it".
"Do you have a man" asks our Joanie.
"No".
"Mmmmm..." smirked Joanie.

[tonyav]

With a studded tongue, i know what i would want her to kiss.LOL

[Bbbananas]

Not if you'd have seen her face Tony..... I know you could have shut your eyes, or looked at the ceiling, but....
And she probably still had half the remnants of her tea in her teeth.
Still interested?!!

[tonyav]

No i'm not salla, youv'e put me right of my stroke now. LOL

[mccfluff]

so this is Joan does chavs then? oh i've got to watch it next week, do itv so an i player type thing? maybe i can watch it tonight

[Bbbananas]

It was an hour long prog on ITV 1.
Joan Collins Does Glamour...
Honest - it was worth watching. She 'made over' a daughter, the mother & the grannie. The end result was very good - particularly with the elderlies. But the best part of the programme was her wandering through Wales' finest supermarkets and Primark....

[pericat]

I wish I'd seen that salla - she has a great sense of humour and a great outlook. - more power to the woman

[DEN53]

I only saw the end of it Salla - I was watching Ugly Betty on E4.

I love Joan Collins - I can just imagine her saying the thing about a fleece being best on a sheep - ha ha ha

I never watch old W""k C0ck doing his silly show humiliating fat women into going naked.

[pericat]

Could he not encourage you to get naked on the telly den - not even for charity ?

[DEN53]

Not if he wants his viewing figures to drop dramatically Peri !!

Me and my Bridget Jones knickers will stay firmly behind closed doors {:oD

[pericat]

The whole point of it is without the knickers - big or small - I've never watched the programme though I'm just going on clips I've seen.

[DEN53]

I don't even like photos of myself Peri - so in the altogether on tv a definiate no no.

Peri - how are things with your son?