I've just opened the curtains in AnswerBank Towers as I normally do just before posting to you all - usually I am greeted with a day worthy of comment, some sun, a cloud, blue skies, buckets of water sloshing from the sky; yet today all we are faced with is a single block of grey colour which has no conceivable edges.
What a dirge of a day.
On the plus side I had a quick look over all my new friends of facebook; you all appear to be fun attractive people (not that I imagined otherwise!).
I think I need some really bad jokes - anyone got any? Steg had a wonderful collection last time. I have recently seen the Tim Vine's world record attempt for the most number of jokes in one show - it is a relentless bludgeoning of gags and puns.
Let me know if you can top it.
All the best,
Spare Ed