I found you all a Tuesday chuckle

Bobbisox | 12:58 Tue 20th Oct 2009 | ChatterBank

17 Answers

One rainy spring
> > > night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm
> waving from
> > > the shadows of an alley.
> > >
> > > Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a
> figure
> > > leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
> > >
> > > Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away,
> he was
> > > startled to see a
> dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the
> > > back seat.
> > >
> > > '"Where to?" he stammered.
> > >
> > > "Vale Road," answered the woman.
> > >
> > > "OK," he said, taking another long
> glance in the
> > > mirror.
> > >
> > > The woman caught him staring at her and asked,
> "Just
> > > what the hell are you looking
> at?'"
> > >
> > > "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed
> that
> > > you're completely naked, and I was just
> wondering how
> > > you'll pay your fare."
> > >
> > > The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the
> front
> > > seat, smiled at the driver
> > > and said, "Does THIS answer your
> > > question?"
> > >
> > > Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked,
> "Got
> > > anything smaller?"

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