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I must hasten to add.......this is not based on personal experience.........just thought i'd clear that up, eh!
Hope you like it..............it's called.......
The Bear
A hunter was in the woods and saw a bear, he aimed his shotgun and fired. BLAM! When the smoke cleared, the bear was gone. "Damn it" he said. Then he felt a tap on his shoulder. When he turned around there was the bear looking quite disturbed. The bear said, "look, I can either maul you, rip your guts out, or you can drop your pants and bend over." The hunter thought of the options and decided to drop his drawers rather than die. Later the hunter went out and bought himself a high-powered rifle with a Browning scope. He went out looking for the bear. When he saw the bear he raised his rifle, aimed and shot. BLAM! When the smoke cleared, the bear was gone. "Damn it" he said, "Damn it". The hunter felt a tap on his shoulder again. When he turned around, there was the bear again. The bear said "You know the drill".
So the hunter turned around and dropped his drawers again. This time he bought an expensive military rifle, with a heat sensored scope. He went out after the bear again. He found the bear, aimed and shot. BLAM! The blast was so big that it knocked him off his feet. He got up and looked around and the bear was gone. "GOD DAMN IT" he said. Meanwhile the bear was leaning against a tree picking his finger nails and said, "YOU'RE NOT REALLY OUT HERE FOR THE HUNTING, ARE YOU?"
Hope you like it..............it's called.......
The Bear
A hunter was in the woods and saw a bear, he aimed his shotgun and fired. BLAM! When the smoke cleared, the bear was gone. "Damn it" he said. Then he felt a tap on his shoulder. When he turned around there was the bear looking quite disturbed. The bear said, "look, I can either maul you, rip your guts out, or you can drop your pants and bend over." The hunter thought of the options and decided to drop his drawers rather than die. Later the hunter went out and bought himself a high-powered rifle with a Browning scope. He went out looking for the bear. When he saw the bear he raised his rifle, aimed and shot. BLAM! When the smoke cleared, the bear was gone. "Damn it" he said, "Damn it". The hunter felt a tap on his shoulder again. When he turned around, there was the bear again. The bear said "You know the drill".
So the hunter turned around and dropped his drawers again. This time he bought an expensive military rifle, with a heat sensored scope. He went out after the bear again. He found the bear, aimed and shot. BLAM! The blast was so big that it knocked him off his feet. He got up and looked around and the bear was gone. "GOD DAMN IT" he said. Meanwhile the bear was leaning against a tree picking his finger nails and said, "YOU'RE NOT REALLY OUT HERE FOR THE HUNTING, ARE YOU?"
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