Thought of the day Part two...

[AndThenSome]

Do you ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

[Bbbananas]

I wouldn't spend more than £1.25 - not on a little bottle.
I pee in swimming pools if I can swim fast enough & there's no blue dye. (Is that a myth anyway?)
I don't mind having diarrhoea - I feel it's getting rid of all those toxins...
Cos he leaves you stonybroke cos he's usually cr@p
Don't know and yes.
Good one.
To help us. Innit?

[AndThenSome]

So your tight, or not that thirsty or your making a stance against crazy water prices

Yes the blue dyes a myth, though they have a new alarm system that monitors the wetness of the water at a molecular level so if you wee then it detects the change of wetness also the balance of minerals in the water changes and a high pitch alarm sounds, someone had was talking about it and had a link on exactly how it works in the Science section, check it out!

You do'nt mind having diarrhoea? So Crippling Stomach ache, the fear of going outside in case of an accident, hours spent on the toilet crying "Ill never eat a "kebab/prawns/ 2 pints of green curdled milk for a bet" again! You must like S&M!

Some stockbrokers make a lot of money.............for themselves!

Indeed!

Yes i found that ups fed ex joke great!

So we're here to help each other? If thats so, and we're so busy helping others would'nt we have no time for ourselves?