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A poem for ummm...

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Bbbananas | 11:28 Fri 23rd Oct 2009 | ChatterBank
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Not a red rose or a satin heart -
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.

It promises light... like the careful undressing of a lover.
It will blind you with tears, like a lover.
And it's scent will cling to your fingers, like a lover.

(I've taken a few liberties....)
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pmsl sal

quite brilliant!!!!
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I can't wait for Umm's reply - 'onions are smelly....' ;-)
yep, rhyming lover with lover three times....what a fricking liberty !

Not a red rose or a satin heart -
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in a manly fart
it can work well on a bunion

It promises light... like the careful undressing of a lover.
unless the light is off and we lose each other
It will blind you with tears, like a lover
or just make you cry like the onion i gave abover
And it's scent will cling to your fingers,
like a garlic that has been chopped by your mother or brother.
oh dear...........the 'chuckles' are starting to look good now...............
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Ankou - in the words of Catherine Tate's Nan -
What a F****** Liberty....

The words fart and bunion in a love poem - class !!!
pmsl...Onions are smelly though :-)
STREWTH,
Think i will have to find another chatroom,
this ones above me.
Slightly off the subject but I just had to giggle at fluffy's comment on your FB status LOL
Haha...just looked at that.
LOL sorry salla but it is a little bit funny

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