Evening Chuckle.

[tonyav]

A man is queuing at the 5 items or less checkout. The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket. He has a 4 pack of lager and an Indian meal for one. She smiles at him. He looks in her basket and see's a half bottle of Lambrini and a Chinese meal for one. He say's to her '' you're single aren't you ?'' She gives a girly giggle and say's '' yes '' how diud you know ?'' The man replies '' cus your an ugly tw@t !''

[babybop6379]

lol very funny my family liked it!!! xxxxx

[Bobbisox]

brilliant...lol

[steg]

What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

[tonyav]

LOL@ steg, And babybop, I only tell family jokes ( disfunctional family ) that is. lol

[babybop6379]

well my family just fits the disfuctional glove perfectly lol

[john1066]

Excellent!! What a twist....

[Dunloptyre]

Lol.funny..