Afternoon Chuckle

[liverpoolfoo]

A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breasts, then carries on down her side & legs. He slides her legs apart & slowly runs his hand up & down the inner side of her thighs. He moves back towards the top & stops. His wife gasps ''Why have you stopped? ''He replies,''I've found the remote Go back to sleep''

[B00]

Haha- i like it :-)

[cab]

Funny, laughing my socks off.

[tonyav]

Heard that one before liverpoolfoo, Still it's a gud un ain't it. There is another chuckle going on, on the How Horrific is this thread at the mo.

[tonyav]

Thats a gud un' vibes

[tonyav]

Two married men are out drinking! One says, '' I can never sneak into my house after I've been out ! No matter how quiet I am, my wife still wakes and nags me'' ! His friend replies, '' do what I do ! Slam the front door, stamp up the stairs, jump on the bed and slap her @rse and say '' how about a blow job and some bum fun ?'' Bet she's feking sleeping then'' !