I found this extremely funny..

[Bobbisox]

I have just nearly choked on my cup of coffee when watching This Morning,
Alastair Stewart is on there going through the News of the day, one of the pieces is about...
a rather posh theatre goer who went to see Anna Friel in Breakfast at Tiffanys, this lady was in the front row upstairs in the circle, when she projectile vomited over the people below her, I know, horriblr for them and I'm sorry for laughing, they were taken out of the theatre to go home in a mess, whilt the culprit went away, cleaned up, and came back to enjoy the rest of the play...pmsl
Do you find odd situations funny?

Bobbi

[Bbbananas]

My Better Half is even worse than My Other Half....
God, I'd neither use that expression nor want my 'partner' to say that about me (even though I am far far better....!) ;-)

[zzxxee]

and i hate the situations where you remeber something and laugh out loud for no reason and everyone looks at you as if your mad

[Barmaid]

OK, guilty as charged. I used OH, but mainly because I am a lazy cow when typing. If I was talking to someone I'd call him "partner". It's shorthand, nothing more. I

suppose I could call him "HI" (Him Indoors). Anyway its better than some of the shorthand I have used for boyfriends such as TSD (Tragically Small D***); or one with strange gums HOQDH (He of questionable dental hygiene); or one prone to mood swings POD (Prince of Darkness).

[mccfluff]

i've lately been using FTC to describe the ex, pretty accurate but no idea how it would end up by the time the swear filter had mangled it

Salla how are your glasses today, did spongebob do the job and where are the pics?

[Bobbisox]

don't say it as a rule, but it's a short cut, easier than partner!!!
hey afc chuck, howya doing????

Bobbi

[4getmenot]

barmaid entirely up to you what you put :-) salla when I went to my blokes 1st xmas do and didnt know anyone the secretary came up and said 'oh you must be S' better half and you've got to be better than him' I neraly landed her

[Bbbananas]

Glasses still held together with sellotape fluffy - haven't had chance to get any novelty plasters yet. They sitll sit all skew whiff on my face - I look demented or cross-eyed - there'll be an accident before long.

Barmaid - Love the POD and the TSD names - I know a man who could easily match both those acronyms!