There is this man and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. “First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife,” he says.
The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them; the man goes “good, good.”
The second girl brings back a lorry load of ping-pong balls. He says, "Wow that will be hard to beat."
Then the third girl comes back all bloody and bruised and is holding two big bloody things.
The man says, "What are those, I said ping pong balls."
"Oh,"Says the third girl, "I thought you said King Kong's balls."