Population control.

[carrust]

As our fair country is becoming over-populated, I think it's about time that population control came into effect.
Come the revolution the following should be put-up against a wall & shot!
Anyone in a baseball cap.
Anyone wearing football colours.
Shell Suit wearers.
Tattooists, & people that have got them.
People who watch, discuss or vote on reality progs. (esp big brother).
Cyclists who ride on the pavement.
Bonfire lighters.
Please feel free to add some more

[Sqad]

salla..."lech?"....it's beautiful, it's art, it's emotional, poetry in motion.......and it bloody turns me on.

[craft1948]

no chance fluff......you'll go for my eclairs....

[mccfluff]

what if i promise i won't? oh and i need to drag one baseball wearing person with me, just the one.....

[Sqad]

Christ......I have just remembered...............my mother had ME OUT OF WEDLOCK and never married the "bloke"

I am a b@stard...........!!!

Well I will let my mother off, as I was a great success and an asset to society.

[ummmm]

I've never been married sqad but I've never been a drain on society as I've always worked...until now.

[Sqad]

ummmm...to me, you are special.

Perhaps I should interview them as a sort of selection, before shooting them.

[ummmm]

Yes that's what you should do. Check out how well behaved their kids are while you're at it....

[Sandy-Wroe]

I'd rather be a bast@rd than a dastard.

[Sqad]

sandy......very profound ;-)

[LoftyLottie]

My neighbours. I'll do the deed myself!!

[steg]

cannibalism is the answer
if every one ate just one person, population would be halved over night

[smudge]

Only just tuned in.....

I'll second Lottie's post - MY NEIGHBOURS!

Talking of doing the deed - I've got as far as buying itching powder for their frigging trampoline, but I'm sure there must be a more permanent way......