Today in work

[123everton]

Has this ever happened to you?
I went to the loo to have a wee, one of the lads had just done a poo, and it was rancid.
Anyway, he then left, I communed with nature, and just when I started to wash my hands the cleaner entered the room with the smell lingering still.
I felt like saying look that wasn't me.

[Sachs]

Yes!
And the more you make a fuss the more guilty you look, so alls you do is grimace & walk out with your head held high in disgust! lol! x

[Sachs]

Oh! And I'm the cleaner! x

[cazzz1975]

I remember a phantom pooer where I used to work, if there was a group of women chatting in the toilets, the pooer would be doing their business and would only sneak out when the group had dispersed, even now I still dont have a clue who used to stink up the place. it happened a lot !!

[123everton]

I think if I grimaced I'd look more guilty, the face on me mate was bad enough when he stepped out of the cubicle, he looked like he needed stitches.

[Ankou]

i would just look at the cleaner in disgust and say the room smelt beuatiful until he walked in.

thats how i got my black eye.

[cazzz1975]

I forget how many times I have been to the work toilets and found a big floater waiting for me :o

[craft1948]

This reminds me of a few years ago when I used to 'look after' engineering graduates (mostly male). Working late one night a very flustered young man came up to complain that whilst he was standing, poised, at the urinal, the door opened and the chinese lady cleaner came in and started mopping round his feet.....

[snags]

Thank God you walked in when you did 123everton... saved me having to make excuses to the cleaner. BTW, did I leave my newspaper on the cistern? Have a go at the crossword... '4 down'... couldn't get it. Ta.

[LoftyLottie]

We had a phantom poo-er at work (in the Ladies). Unfortunately the poos were regularly deposited on the cubicle floors!!

[cazzz1975]

omg lottie!!, but why when there is a toilet available??

[Sachs]

I've found the odd porn mag & dubious trimmed hair??

[McMouse]

Not as bad as playing second row and your hooker had a few beers and a ruby the night before.

[123everton]

Couldn't get it?
The smell took the ink off the page.

[funnygirl]

We also had someone like that in my job Lottie!

Disgusting! And it was also smeared on the cubicle walls.

[Bbbananas]

Keith does it all the time.........
Unisex loos here you see - disgraceful.

[LoftyLottie]

Cazz. I have no idea why. We were all called in to a meeting about it. As if anyone was going to own up!!

[123everton]

A toilet phantom?
Would that be a poo-ltergeist?
I'll get me coat.