The shortest theatrical plays ..........

[jackthehat]

Following on from Eds recent posts about shortest books, film prequel titles, etc., and a current discussion in the Arts section,

what would be the shortest theatrical play you could go and see ?

How about, "Hello, Godot" ?

[joggerjayne]

"Breath" ... also by Sam Beckett

... is about 30 seconds long.

Or ... short.

[jackthehat]

But that's a real one......................:o(

[joggerjayne]

Oh, I see.

Sorry.

[jackthehat]

If you want to continue with Beckett, how about
* Come (1965)
* Minor Panic (1982)
* What (1983) ?

[joggerjayne]

LOL Jack

Or ...

Krapp ('s Last Tape)

Worst (ward Ho)

LOL

[zzxxee]

how a bout a play called the sneeze
they come out pretty quick
or one called premature ejaculation????

[joggerjayne]

Catastrophe became "Minor Panic" ... yes?

[joggerjayne]

zzxxee

There was an Annual Dinner for the Premature Ejaculation Society.

The dress code was "come in your pants"

[jackthehat]

Yes..................:o)

[Bbbananas]

If

[Ankou]

the shortest play is fore

[zzxxee]

the shortest play"im not your friend im going in"
wouldn't be a long play then would it? lol

[jackthehat]

zzxxee - quite ..........or possibly not............?

[zzxxee]

can you do better jack????

[jackthehat]

By Shakespeare -
Love's labours found.
The small squall.
A midsummer night's insomnia............

[zzxxee]

not really understanding the last one on that list jack xx

[jackthehat]

Well, the entire play is a dream...........
If you had insomnia you wouldn't be dreaming.................therefore a short play.

[zzxxee]

of course !!!!! doh xxxx