Close Encounters of the Husband & Boyfriend Kind...

[Bbbananas]

Have you ever had a bizarre encounter with an ex & a present spouse or boy/girlfriend?

Last Christmas my to-be-ex-husband came round to my house to deliver pressies (we're still 'amicable'). My BF was there, but I invited Big Dave in anyway; thinking they've got to meet at some point; may as well get on with it. I thought they'd hate each other - but they hit it off straight away cos they had one thing in common (apart from having bedded me) - boats. The BF has a yacht, the husband has a motorboat.
How bizarre it was to sit between the 2 of them, totally ignored, while they chat away. The funniest bit was when they sat there comparing the length of their shafts..... They were straightfaced - wondering why I was choking on my coffee...

[rinkins]

How romantic salla

[logic]

If you will excuse me ,I think i will leave this thread,

[ummmm]

When I split up with my Ex I started seeing someone else but kept it a secret. They knew each other, not good friends but my ex done the extension on his house. Anyway, walked into the pub and they were standing at the bar together. That was really awkward....

[annie0000]

My husband's ex turned up at his brothers house - totally out of the blue - his brother lives 200 miles from us and about 500 miles from hubby's ex, while we were staying there on a visit with our new born son - slightly awkward is putting it mildly.

best description for the other topic in this thread that I have ever heard was referring to a tart's nether regions as a "clown's pocket"