I have an itch that I just can't reach to scratch...

[Bbbananas]

... one of those on my back where, whichever angle I put my hand, I can't quite reach it either from the top down or the side in, or upwards. I need Keith - where's he when I need him? (the caribbean - we pay him too much.) I could do with my young student from last week, but he's gone - nothing but a box of Celebrations, a "thank you I think" and a quick peck on the lips to remember him by...

I've tried cavorting around in my chair to try and put some friction on the affected area - but it looks very suspicious to anyone walking into my room - Anyone got a back scratcher or extremely long arms?

[rinkins]

Rub yourself up and down on a door...

[albaqwerty]

passes sal her back-scratcher.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Bobbisox]

stand against the door and seduce it!!!

[ChuckFickens]

I've got long arms :)

[Bbbananas]

But Bobbi - what about the knob? I could do myself an injury... and the doctors here will just laugh. Heartless they are, heartless.

[rinkins]

Grab yourself a nice long......ruler

[Bbbananas]

Ooh, oo, ahhh, yes, just there, oooh, nice, right a bit, up a bit, gottit, aaah, ooooooooooooooooo.
Thanks guys.

[Bobbisox]

oh-oh, I know where this is going
lets get ready to smUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
For sqad sake
LOL

[Bbbananas]

I was hoping sqadlet was going to offer to scratch it. But he's over doing drugs in body & soul.......

[Bobbisox]

as soon as he gets a sniff,,,splutter !!
he'll be over here in a flash

Bobbi x

[Sqad]

salla....my darling......just lower your skirt and lift your sweater and trust me.....remember I am a retired hospital porter and am used to such.........................................
.............sorry
salla......something came...........over me.

[Bobbisox]

am I right?
yes I am..lol

[Bbbananas]

well it wasn't me sqad - not that quick!