joke of the day....

[stokemaveric]

2 dogs are at the vets the little terrier says to the poodle ''my owner is having me put to sleep because i keep weeing in the house''....''thats why im here as well'' replied the poodle...then a huge alsatian came in '' why are you here are you going to be put to sleep as well?'' asked the poodle...''well the lady who owns me had got out of the shower this morning and when she bent down to pick up the towel i just couldnt help myself so i ran over and just mounted her from behind'' the alsatian said ''oh so you are going to be put to sleep then'' said the poodle...''oh no' replied the alsatian ''im here to have my claws clipped''.......

[dustypuss]

Was it to ruff.

[stokemaveric]

i like it dustypuss lol

[David Black]

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. A year later, he was filing a divorce.

"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake."

"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said. "Yep that's why I want the divorce," he replied.