Lost cat REWARD

[dustypuss]

Somebody has put up a missing cat poster REWARD for any Information .

I Have found the cat dead at the end of the road and have informed the lady of it whereabout .

She was in tears on the other end of the phone. I have just seen her collect the body.

Do you think I should still ask for the Reward .

[redcrx]

sorry barmaid lol

sachs, yes, I am :)

[tamborine]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained - go for it & report back here.......what's a dead cat worth?

[carrust]

Offer to help her bury it. After the deed is done, hold your hand out.

[dustypuss]

So barmaid

You think that I should leave it for a hour or two then .

[Barmaid]

lmao Dusty. I'd leave it a day or two! Don't suppose the poor thing is even stiff yet.

[ChuckFickens]

"poor thing is even stiff yet"

Where have I heard that before :-/

[Barmaid]

I realised after I had pressed submit that Chuck, Vibra or Snags would have to make some comment!!

[craft1948]

yes I have noticed that recently Chuck has been edging toward smut.....

[ChuckFickens]

You can't tell I'm bored today can you :)

[mccfluff]

and on a sugar high

[TTG]

Don't think I could ask for any reward. I've been through losing a lot of family pets over the years and it's heartbreaking. Just leave her be if she has collected the cat.

[Sqad]

Well not appropriate here, but I had two types of invoices, one the usual format , but the other type edged in black and it was the latter that I used to send my bills if they had died.

[daffy654]

Would you all be laughing and joking if it were a dead dog? No,thought not!