Bats in the attic...

[Bbbananas]

I read at the weekend that apparently Cherie Wide-Mouthed-Frog Blair has had to delay her move into her latest mansion because it's infested with old bats....
Oh, the delicious irony...

[funnygirl]

Get Roy Cropper in!!!!

[Bbbananas]

They can't kill Roy off - along with Blanche, he's the best one in it.
Zac - bear with me, at least I'm trying to inject some joviality and talk about things other than the weather....

[babylilo]

They are gonna kill blanche?? is tony gonna do that as well? a canni believe is killing roy!! he is the best!!

[Bbbananas]

What would Hayley do? In her distress she may revert to being Harold. That just would be too painful to contemplate.

[funnygirl]

I think Blanche is sick in real life, but she is the best in Corrie!

I am worried about Maria being in denial!!!

[Bbbananas]

No - it's Roy in the Canal, not Maria in de Nile.....
(Groan...sorry) :-(

[funnygirl]

Ha ha!!!

[babylilo]

a know she was the one that thought he had killed her husband in the first place!! now it is coming true and she doesn't believe it!! Blanche is that best!! who will be the nosey mouthy old person after that lol!!

[David Black]

I didn't know Cherie had killed Tony Blair? Not on the Beeb I just checked.

[babylilo]

how funny does julie look all dressed up as an indian!! well good!!
Did you see norris with the man that looked exactly like him!! lol!! so funny!!

[mccfluff]

anyway more of the boy with the incredibly long fingers and huge feet please

[Bbbananas]

That's a co-incidence - a boy with incredibly long fingers & huge feet - I 'had' a young man of that description yesterday to 'educate'. Name of Simon (though for some reason I kept calling him James. He didn;t seem to mind). Honestly - they could have used his index finger in the E.T. posters, or the ones for the National Lottery - It could be you.....

He was nice mcfluff. And a broad Northern accent - he sounded like Vernon Kay and was just as long....

[rinkins]

Sounds delicious salla

[Bbbananas]

Not quite as delicious as the young lad the previous week. But I'm a sucker for a Northern accent.
(Well, not literally.... no sucking was involved - Gor Blimey - I was at work ffs......)

[mccfluff]

mmm sounds nice i want a boy to educate

that sounds soooo wrong

[rinkins]

I'm obviously in the wrong job