It's hard to believe I once had a hymen......

[Bbbananas]

... and with that, I'm going home before I get banned or blasted.
Night folks - Tesco awaits. More shoplifting, or re-distribution of wealth...

[snags]

They have spares on ebay...

[Bbbananas]

I do have to remind people at this point - the shoplifting bit is a running joke - just in case someone has thought about ringing the rozzers....

[Bbbananas]

Aren't they only available for the Asian ladies snags?

[Barmaid]

Salla its HYMNS that you sing in church. We know you are a little angel really.

[mrs.chappie]

Tara sal. Don't forget to wear your special klepto-coat. [:o)

[mccfluff]

i have rung tesco's and given them your description

have a good night

[snags]

''Aren't they only available for the Asian ladies snags? ''

Beggars can't be choosers...

[Bbbananas]

Ok - but I won't be bidding more than a quid. It'd be cheaper to use an industrial laggy band...

[Bbbananas]

..............BOING......................!

[Barmaid]

Goodnight Zebedee.

[Bobbisox]

bye sallbananas

[Bobbisox]

os sh!t missed the a outa your title...sorry M'Lady
Lady Salacious-Delicious,ODE

[Bbbananas]

Ha Bobbi - the missing 'a'. You just cannae bring yourself to call me Lady can you?!!!!

Night Your Maj xx

[Bobbisox]

as long as I'm not yer fr!gg!ng Maj (Madge) in Bedidorm...lol
Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North

[Bbbananas]

No love - you're much prettier.
(And, from your FB photos, you look as though you've got all your teeth and the prolapse has been sorted. )

[Bobbisox]

own teeth, own hair, had me bits removed in 1988 so I am as free as a bird..LOL