Ive not been on here in years....

[buttons]

........... does anyone wish to fill me in on what ive missed or will i have to start reading the last 30,000 posts?

[rinkins]

tool jokes?!!! what about the DIY??!!!!

[Barmaid]

And now it starts!!!! lmao Rinkins.

[Bbbananas]

My boy was a homebase boy - in the days just before his innocence was totally and irrevocably lost.... he has plenty of tool jokes - I will consult him (if he's still talking to me - we had a bit of a contretemps last week when I tried to fix him up with a cross-eyed girl. Not as though there;s anything wrong with cross-eyed people... he just didn;t like his mother being matchmaker. Well, they don't, do they?)

[Bobbisox]

hey you guys you have to check docs avatar thread out, hear his voice and see his little face,,awwwww
Bobbi x

[Bbbananas]

He's gorgeous isn't he, oh Your Maj.....!

Did anyone mention DIY? I am not averse to a bit of that myself,,, I bet I've never mentioned it though.

[mrs.chappie]

And Sqad forgot to add that he did all that while living in a cardboard box on the M25.

How do all. xxx

[:o)

[steg]

hi Buttons,
welcome back, you aint missed much, just 30 000 posts of "who want's cake"," what are you having for tea", a few "the whole world is against me" etc

[B00]

And those are just the posts by Steg

[grasscarp]

And now its time for Buttons to tell us what it is like in the real world and why he wanted to come back to the home for the bewildered that is Answerbank.

[dothawkes31]

hello mrs, how have you been?

[mrs.chappie]

Hiya dot.

Been backwards and forwards to the hospital for tests. It's driving me mad. Hopefully it's nowt serious.

How's Bingo? How did he cope with Bonfire Night?

[dothawkes31]

hiys mrs chappie, Bingo is not bad considering his back legs have gone and he has been fine during the firework season. Sadly my other dog max took poorly sudddenly the other day and we had to have him put to sleep last night, he had a tumor on his liver and it started to fail on sunday nightm it was so fast. He didn's suffer the vet said as he was sedated very quickly, i'm in a daze really, never expected that : ( Bingo keeps going to the kitchen door looking through the glass panel and wimpering to get me to let max in!

[mrs.chappie]

I'm so sorry to hear that, dot. I know what it's like - just the same as losing one of the family. xxx