A Windsday Morning Laugh (This is NOT a 'Lil' story - but easily could be...)

[Bbbananas]

Lil, unusually dishevelled & distressed, rushses up to the Skeggy Lifeguard shouting "There's a dead dog over there with its legs cut off".
Lifeguardman strode towards the spot where the body had been located. He stopped short - hardly able to believe what he saw. He returned to the distraught Lil. "Madam, I do appreciate your report of the dead dog with no legs - but round these parts we call them seals... You've just woken the little chap up & he's gone back into the sea....."

Wasn't her... but just her sort of thing....

[logic]

OH GOD It's woke up,
They were a better class of bird than some I have met recently, :-(

[funnygirl]

Beggars cannot be choosers!!!!!

[logic]

I will catch you LATER ya fat elbow.

[logic]

DAMN that spell checker.

[funnygirl]

Elbow??!!!

Space it out Logic!

[mccfluff]

Skegness - never been and have ab no desire to go

[Bbbananas]

I cana't argue with that sentiment mcF.

[carrust]

Mate of mine was on the police diving team. They were called out by a woman reporting to have seen a childs arm waving in the middle of the river Don. They got all the diving gear on, swam out, only to find a pink condom with all the frilly bits on the end, being lifted up & down by the wind.

Btw, I once had a week in Withernsea...not to be repeated!

[Sqad]

salla....good morning.

Skegness, Ingoldsmell (sp?) Lumley road.

I went to Butlins one month before I went up to Med. School.

2 stories
a) Me and a girl from the hardware dept in Woolies Wolverhampton
b) My mate washing his penis in the sink back at the chalet.

Stories will be told if the populace demands

[carrust]

I take it you checked the Wooies girls pulse befoer you went into action. sqad?

[Sqad]

carrust.......well Ii will tell of story a)

First night, singled her out as a likely "goer" at the Ballroom Dance.......got absolutely nowhere. Second night, the same, only 5 nights to go and had to change my strategy.

Told her that I was a fast Jet pilot flying Gloster Meteors and when the squadron lined up for take off, it was a squadron tradition to kiss the photograph of their wife or girlfriend before pulling back the throttle and taking off.
I was the only one in the squadron who hadn't got a photograph in the cockpit to kiss on take off.
She really was touched and suggested that I accompanied her back to her chalet as she had a photograph that she would let me have.
The plan worked perfectly..........on the Saturday I waved ggodbye to her, telling her how much I loved her and that I would write regularly.............LOL LOL LOL

[carrust]

You could sell sand to the Arabs sqad....She must have been from Lincolnshire:-))))))))

[Bbbananas]

THAT was my mother sqad................

[Bbbananas]

and she's still waiting............

[Sqad]

salla...tell her, I am not so fussy now and will contact her ;-)

[Bobbisox]

sorry I never answered you salla...Good Morning to you and veryone else in here.
I was doing the school run, blimey there's been a lot of localised flooding here!

Bobbi x

[Bbbananas]

I thought you said yesterday you'd had all your bits out?

(groan.... sorry :-(