Why hasn't

[dustypuss]

Any body posted a decent joke on here for ages.

[Bapla]

its nearly the watershed so i should be safe to post this joke...


A little old man goes into the chemist to buy Viagra, can I have six tablets please, and I need them cut into quarters, I could cut them up says the pharmacist.
But a quarter of a tablet won’t give you a full erection

Look I’m 96 `says the old man, I don’t have much use for a erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t keep pissing all over my slippers

[Bapla]

Two midgets pick up a couple of girls and take them back to their hotel.
the first one cant get a hard on. and hearing his friend in the next room doesn’t make him feel any better.

All night long all he hears through the wall is his friend
Shouting ready steady GO,Uuuuuuuh ready steady Go Uuuuuuuh,
The next morning the two midgets were comparing notes

The first one says IT was really embarrassing, I tried everything but I couldn’t get it up
You think that’s embarrassing says the second bloke,
I couldn’t even get up on the bed.
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[sara3]

dusty.. no help, huh?