Are men obsessed with bodily functions or am I just over sensitive?

[Barmaid]

The BF and I were just having a discussion about his will. He was walking about the house as we were discussing it. All of a sudden he becomes more distant and I've lost him. I can't hear what he is saying so I say "where are you?". The response "I'm having a crap".

a) Why couldn't he just say "I'm in the toilet"?
b) Is the honeymoon period now over?

Additionally (and this is just a moan) he has a cold. So everytime I have been to the loo today, I've got in there to find the bog roll missing. There are 3 loo rolls in the living room, 2 in the study and one in the kitchen. I give up!

[B00]

haha, no thankfully she doesn't do that either. Maybe yours is the future budding man talk thing going on?

She does however find the actual word "poo" hysterical and will try and throw it into conversations whenever she can.

[LoftyLottie]

Sqad, I am stalking Barmaid for good reason!

[Sqad]

lofty...I know....I have been following your question.

[LoftyLottie]

It's a real problem Sqad. Has actually caused us a lot of grief and the man is also a peeping Tom. There are only four houses where I live and he has to come and live in one of them.

[Barmaid]

And I did type an answer which was well thought out and considered and during a rare sober moment. And AB ate it.

Sqad I am sorry you find the subject distasteful - now you know what I have to live with. Think I shall go home.

Snags - I am more considerate and use the top floor bathroom. He has a choice of another three, but I still think that was a case of TMI.

Men and children it appears are all obsessed with such things. As for that video - yuck!!!!

[Sqad]

Lofty....what an awful problem for you...let's hope Barmaid can suggest something helpful.