Tiger Woods

[Panic Button]

What's going on?

[cazzz1975]

false allegations of an affair, wife went mental, domestic ensued

[Panic Button]

Sorry, but that doesn't explain it.

Minor crash, not enough to set off airbags, lacerations to face.

However he has to be rescued through the back window, is almost unconscious, mumbling incoherently. No alcohol involved.

Sounds like drugs to me.

[cazzz1975]

nope drugs would ruin his game, you cannot play golf if you take drugs, his game would fall apart

[Panic Button]

So what's going on then?

Was she chasing him with said golf club?

[chelle7272]

Thats what's implied in the papers

[cazzz1975]

quite probably, according to the news of the world mrs woods changed her story, they reckon there was a domestic and tiger crashed his car as a result of swerving to avoid her, she was armed with 2 golf clubs

[cazzz1975]

of course time will tell, I hope he is playing his last tournament next week

[craft1948]

was Fanny there?

[Panic Button]

Who's Fanny?

[cazzz1975]

no, she is stensons caddie

[wishy123]

Here's a theory.....
Argument between Woods and his wife, she picks up a golf club and starts swinging, he gets hit in the face, knocked partly senseless but able to get in car, he tries to drive away, she attacks car with golf club causing him to lose control and hit hydrant and tree. Just a thought...

[craft1948]

sounds okay......how do you rate her swing?

[Panic Button]

That sounds more like it!

Mind you, hit in the face with a golf club would remove teeth.

[cazzz1975]

she might have a crap swing....like most women.. ;)

[Panic Button]

Why is he delaying being interviewed by the police?

Is it for dental work, or for a substance to pass out of his system?

[cazzz1975]

he may not want to air his dirty laundry, especially if it was a domestic that got out of hand ?

[Panic Button]

In his position he doesn't have a choice.

[vulcan]

So,even in the land of the free there is class hierarchy.Imagine that happening to a "lesser" mortal the police would have dragged him off to the local nick. There would be no "interview at your leisure sir" ?

[andy-hughes]

Vulcan - under state law, car crash victims are not obliged to talk to the police - unike the UK.