I get into fights too...

[cojones]

It was my wife's birthday last week and I offered to take her out. I asked where she wanted to go and she said "I don't care, as long as it's somewhwere expensive". So I took her to the petrol station. Tjhat's when the fight started.

[squarebear]

My wife asked me what was on the TV tonight. I replied, "dust".
That's when the fight started.