Fairly offensive joke - don't open if you are of a delicate nature.

[flip_flop]

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?
















You can't marmalade your d i c k up your wife's a r s e.

[another-view]

You'd have a job not opening this joke as the full thing is on the front page.

[joggerjayne]

Why am I laughing so much?

That's just a really stupid joke.

LOL LOL LOL

[zzxxee]

gruesome

but midly chucklesome x

[zzxxee]

*mildly

[snags]

How does honey or marmite fit into the equation?

[joggerjayne]

snags ...

Maybe marmite shouldn't come into this thread !

[flip_flop]

Yep, I realised that after I posted it. I did try by putting in a dirty great big gap between the Q and the punchline, but it didn't work!

[snags]

Peanut butter then...

[mccfluff]

snags this is one time marmite shuold not be mentioned

[daffy654]

Try doing this next time:
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Funny joke btw :-)

[spaz101]

A+

[Mustardmit]

Similarly: (For blokes) What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD?
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...you can get to sleep with a light on.

[NoMercy]

Are you talking smooth or crunch peanut butter, Snags?

[snags]

Depends...