secton 18 wounding with intent gbh

[jamief]

i was walking on the playing firld of a park and i saw thi girl who i no and she was spreding rummer about me and my girlfreind and i was ruffled around the boa with her cos she corue Sugar yer anyways we was mouthing at eath other and i went to kick her but missedthen she stared to walk of mouthing and that soo it got me mad and i frow a bottle out of nowere and it dint meen to go that way and hit her a bk of head and leaveing a 3cm cut i run out scread wonding if he was oright yer anyway i got locked up and sendto corut for it but i pleaed no plead and it i byeing me time over crismas anyways there said it a bad thing cos she was 15 of age and it getting ent to crown corut i dint meen to don this was a acedent soo am aking for your help to anser this plzzzzzzz wot u think ill get plzzz help ?? thanks jamie

[ummmm]

Hopefully you'll get some English lessons..

[ELVIS68]

ummmm plzzz hlp him, innit

[Androcles]

No idea - I can barely understand what you are trying to tell us. No . just re-read it and I can't understand what you are saying.

[ummmm]

I can't believe you watch 'strictly' ELVIS.....!!

[ELVIS68]

I never miss it ummmm, proper entertainment, foxtrots , paso dobles, waltzes, jives etc ;o)

[ummmm]

=

[ELVIS68]

ummmm, this is our first dance at your wedding ;o)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNx8PVbsBjE

[ummmm]

Is your chapel big enough?

[ELVIS68]

No complaints so far

[sara3]

he threw a bottle at a 15 year old girl, but it was an accident (I do this quite often, but mostly at men). he tried to kick her but missed. he's not entered a plea at Crown Court because he's scared he'll be in prison over Christmas.

basically, Jamie is going to prison but he wants to know for how long. or who cares. let's hope he comes out a better person.

[craft1948]

is he in with Foxy?

[ELVIS68]

lets hope someone gives him a d!cksh!tandhairy in there

[dothawkes31]

no body could ever possibly write anything as badly as the OP's question, it is just not possible for one person to be so very very bad at their own written language, especially as the actual question header seems perfectly well composed and typed and this person has found the ability to actually use the site correctly.

[Mr Veritas]

Oh dear Dot,
I DO hope you are right!!

[joko]

you'd think wouldnt you...however i heppen to have a 17 year old boy on my facebook who writes like this...i wind him up sometimes an correct him - but often have to explain myself as he appears to have no idea hes spelt things wrong...its very sad...

[factor-fiction]

I doubt this is a wind-up. The standard of writing may be appalling but I am a teacher and I see this standard of writing all the time from many youngsters up to age 16. They generally ridicule or ignore any attempts to correct their spelling or grammar in the mistaken belief that standards don't matter. I also see every day this inability to act in a considerate manner to others and control their own violent behaviour.