Things our parents taught us.!!

[lindylou16]

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

[ummmm]

My Dad taught me about the hair of the dog..

[cazzz1975]

my dad taught me to be teetotal

[Sqad]

"Don't leave the table until we have all finished eating."

"Don't make a noise when you eat"

"Speak when you are spoken to"

"Always go out with your shoes polished"

"Always say please and thank you"

"Respect your elders and your school teachers."

If I came home from school and admitted to having the cane........I got another "clip round the ear"

Bad old days, things have changed for the better!!!!!

[ummmm]

And all that ^^

[lindylou16]

he also taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."

[NoMercy]

If the wine changes, you'll stick like that....

Yeah right.

[Sqad]

steve..LOL....I bet you did.....LOL

[ummmm]

Wine changes???? Have you got something on your mind NM?

[NoMercy]

Now come on... look at the close proximity of the d to the e on the keyboard. Twas merely a typo. Honest.

[ummmm]

I believe you...honest :-)

[Bbbananas]

Always have on a pair of clean knickers... in case you're knocked over by a car...?!!

[Sqad]

salla....where have you been?

[Bbbananas]

Finding some clean knickers sqad.....

[pilotlight]

Eat your crusts --- i'tll make your hair curly !

[redman41]

If you're not wearing a Condom, don't let anyone put a foot on your bum at the crucial moment !!

[paross]

Do you want a smack? !!

You'll get piles if you sit on a cold step