A young policewoman was out in the cold weather gathering evidence and she wished she'd put her thermal underwear on. Her colleague advised her to let the police alsatian sniff her lady bits, and the highly trained dog would run off back to the station and fetch her warm panties.
After an hour the dog came bounding back to the lady police officer with a truncheon and three of the desk sergeants fingers!
Just a bit newer than your ancient Paddy jokes Kunnie. Your turn to post a hilarious, rib tickler that will have the good people of theanswerbank.co.uk rolling off their chairs with mirth. We're waiting.......