VIrgin

[marval]

A young man was planning to get married, and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor says, "Well you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel."

The man was astonished and said, "What do I do with those?

The doctor replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red, and the other ball blue, and if she says, "that's the strangest pair of balls I have ever seen," you hit her head with the shovel."

[factor-fiction]

eh?

[mollykins]

if she's seen normal one's that is how she would reply, so if she'd seen normal ones, she's not a virgin.

[123everton]

She could still be a virgin, bjs etc.
Not a very good joke.

[mollykins]

true well i think thats what marval ment

[marval]

Sorry it is not a very good joke

[factor-fiction]

No, it was the relevance of the shovel I was querying!

[Seafarer1966]

Like it!