i confess ... i'm a troll

[joggerjayne]

Okay, okay ... I admit it ...

I'm a troll.

Grrrrrrrr .... !!!!!!!

Who goes there, little Billy Goats Gruff ?

Erm ... oh, yes ... I will gobble you all up unless you can answer ...

No, that's not it.

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell ... oh no, sorry, that was just a giant.

Oh, wait, wait, I've got it now ... if your brother is fattest, then I will have him for dinner instead.

Yaayyy.

How was that ?

[joggerjayne]

HI, Yogi x

(that's not a kiss ... it's a big, troll bite on the butt)

[scotchollie]

I once killed a troll. Got two years for culpable gnomicide.

[ummmm]

Ollie...do you have any other animals?

[yogi-bear]

Bite 'cha back, you cheeky minx.......growwwwllll! :0) x

[joggerjayne]

ha ha ... very good.

Sorry, I mean ... Grrrrr (we trolls have no senses of humour)

=0)

Oh poop, I mean ... >=0(

[scotchollie]

An Irish wolfhound called Bejaysus, two cats called Paddy and Murphy and three feral children.

[ummmm]

No chickens then? I've got the wrong person :-(

Can you give me a clue?

[scotchollie]

Type scotchollie in the answerbank search engine. Have a look at previous questions etc. We sparred a lot with redhead23.But I've been away for 2 years (not prison, as it happens) but working overseas.

[ummmm]

pmsl....the first one I clicked on made me laugh...

Who let the dogs out...

[scotchollie]

I'm back. Took me f*cking ages to round up those dogs...

[ummmm]

Well welcome back Ollie :-) glad to see you...