Why am I so hot?

[Postdog]

3 women at moment after my body. I can't handle this!!

[Bbbananas]

Who are they then dog?

[Sqad]

Female morticians?

[Bbbananas]

the 3 wise monkeys?
the Three Degrees?

[dothawkes31]

It must be your uniform

[Postdog]

they want something stiff. No-one here though...

[Bbbananas]

Nah - shorts in this weather? A right turn-off.
(Or is that just the posties in the Fenlands?)

[Bbbananas]

No-one here who wants stiff? You gotta be joking - haven't you read through some of the latest posts all about inches and stuff? disgusting it is PDiddy, disgusting.

[pastafreak]

3 REAL women....?? are all posties so fortunate??

unless they are on here...then they may as well be figments.....like most of us are.....;-((

[Sqad]

pasta hi!

We don't see enough of you.........on here I mean :-)

[Bbbananas]

Speak for yourself pasta - I'm no figment. More of a figurine...... ;-)

[Postdog]

Thing is they're all married, and I don't do that...

[Bbbananas]

Ah, bless you. A man with morals. You don't find many of them on here.....
(joke - before all you men rise up).

[joggerjayne]

I prefer men who rise up to men with morals.

[Bbbananas]

If they have the capability of both - that's a bonus eh?

[joggerjayne]

Yep.